Holiday Special: The Top Secret Thrashers Christmas List.

In a massive coup for our writing team, our BWA spies have secured a copy of a very important document – Santa's Christmas list for our very own Atlanta Thrashers. At the risk of ruining the holidays for these players, we present it here for you in it's entirety.

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Rick Dudley - 4,524 travel mugs. He's pretty hard on them.

 

Don Waddell - A mind-control device programmed to operate only on Jay Grossman.

 

John Anderson - 40 minutes of effort to match the 20 minutes he already has.

 

The Atlanta Sprit Group - Hawks at 12-5. Thrashers at 14-7-3. Miley Cyrus just played at Philips. What else could they possibly want?!?

 

 

Rich Peverley – A permanent ban on any questions including the phrases "Ex-ECHLer" and "waiver-wire". Oh, and will somebody pay this guy some attention, please?

 

Ilya Kovalchuk – Ten years, one hundred million dollars in Atlanta. And a Kindle. I bet he doesn't have one of those yet.

Maxim Afinogenov - At least three more years in Thrasher blue next to Ilya Kovalchuk.


Nik Antropov - A goal. For the love of all that is good and true, a freakin goal.

 

Toby Enstrom - A noble steed to match his flowing mane.

 

Evander Kane - About 35 more pounds of muscle.

 

Slava Kozlov – A nice crocheted sweater that says "NOT VIKTOR."

 

Zach Bogosian - Call of Duty strategy guide (Bryan wins too much) and some sweet rims for his ride.

 

Pavel Kubina - Hey, he's not a Maple Leaf anymore; what else does he want?

 

Todd WhiteQuicken 2010/TurboTax 2010 value bundle. And some sedatives. Can't have him getting too wild.

 

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Bryan LittleCall of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and some new Xbox controllers (Zach keeps breaking them).

 

Marty Reasoner – Custom "The PARTY is HERE!" t-shirt and matching trucker cap.

 

Colby Armstrong - A nap.

 

Kari Lehtonen - One of those back massage thingys they have at Bed Bath & Beyond.

 

Ron Hainsey - Product. Lots and lots of hair product.

 

Chris Thorburn - Some recognition for the tireless charity work this guy does. (srsly)

 

Anssi Salmela - The removal of the sign above his locker that says "The Guy We Got For Nic Havelid."

 

Christoph Schubert - Schnitzel and The Best of Mike Meyers on SNL. I guess he's likes the "Sprockets" sketches.

 

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Eric Boulton - PunchOut for Nintendo Wii, and a nice display case for Riley Cote's dignity.

 

Mark Popovic – Something to get the smell of borscht out of his gameday suit.

 

Johan Hedberg – Bah, he'll be happy with any kind of Spongebob something-or-other.

 

Ondrej Pavelec - A helmet that stays on.

 

Jim Slater - His recycling merit badge (finally).

 

 

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